Description of The F Class Female

F-CLASS FEMALES

Just like their male scrub counterparts, "F Class Females" are the bottom feeders of the dating game.

There are more F-class females than any other female. These are the chicken heads, hood rats, hoochies and trifling manipulators of our society.

Chances are you know one or have dated one.

Keep in mind that the F Class Female rating isn't necessarily about a female having a GED versus a degree or where she works, lives, etc.

No, it's more about her mentality.

Plenty of us know F Class females with degrees and good jobs. Their socio-economic standing does not make the F class females what they are. It's their messed up mentalities and nasty attitudes that win them a place on the F Class Female list.

In the Caucasian community, these women are commonly known as "trailer trash" or "Poor white trash." These are the women that don't have the looks to come up, are too lazy to educate themselves and have likely relied on what was between their legs to get ahead in life.

These are the females who might be married or otherwise involved yet they've got "friends" who they're juicing for money every now and then. These types of females can lay next to their husband or boyfriend knowing full well they're dealing with other men on the side. They can smile at you and lay next to every night and play the role of the dutiful mate because in their F-Class minds, they've rationalized their trifle ways by telling themselves that:

A. You deserve it

B. I'm just keepin' it real and tryin' to get mine

C. He just a friend

D. He don't really mean nothing to me

And These females will sleep with anybody because their loyalty is limited to the most gullible fool with the deepest pockets.

These are the women who have the skills to get money out of men and use and play the for personal gain. These females cultivate the bar life and mentality to go with it. Again, whether they're in the local community college or working a part-time job, it's not those things that make them F-Class females...it's their demeanor, lack of class/candor, mentality and lifestyle.

These are the females you find on the Internet posting those pictures with their backsides hanging three sheets to the wind, their cracks showing, stretch marks, booty pimples and all. They have no shame. Their breasts might look like two saggin' raisins, but their highlightin' them on their page like they're casaba melons. No shame whatsoever.

Their pictures feature dirty, nasty apartments in the background; mattresses on the floor, trash everywhere, filthy walls and just common nastiness all the way around.

And these are the very females who call themselves "classy" and "real" and "dime pieces." Here's what I came to learn: Very rarely will a real, classy dime piece refer to herself as such. True beauty is the woman glowing on the inside and out. She's humble and she isn't going to be caught dead posing in any raunchy, tacky ways. If she has stretch marks and rolls, you'll never know it because she's too classy to show it.

And a classy, dime piece knows better than to post hoochie booty shots on her profile or refer to herself as a bitch or any other derogatory words. But.....for a hoochie...an F-Class Female all of the above is fair g

If you go to any housing project, welfare building, trailer park, swap meet or juke joint, the majority of what you will see are females with no "game" and no brains. Hell, you can go to some suburbs and find the same. The F class female mentality knows no zip code boundaries. In this day and age just about anybody can get into and graduate from a community college. A piece of paper will not make you a class-act.

No skills are required to be an F class female, it involves no thinking; all you have to do is be nonproductive, trifling, manipulative, blame everybody else for your problems, sit around playing the victim, squeeze out a few babies and blame their absent father when things don't work out.

Because the F-class female has no looks or skills to boot (by her own choice) to be appreciated or praised for, she becomes desperate for attention, and will do anything to get it.

In the club, these are the females you see making a scene, pissy drunk, fighting, talking loud, dancing provocative, dressed like hookers or prom queen rejects or playing the lesbian role in front of everybody, sitting around with their legs cocked open, acting like dudes, standing around with their tails poked out or up in every mans face...all in an effort to be the center of attention.

If you've dated a female who becomes loud, obnoxious and cusses you out whenever she's been drinking, chances are you had yourself a F-Class female.

If your girl is working in bars and walking around looking like a hoochie or a hoodrat and she rationalizes it, she's an F-Class female.

And these types of females can be found in the company of male scrubs -- you know, those types of brothers that you take one look at know that if they're getting any bootie, they're paying for it one way or another. Yes, an F-Class female will find it easy to sex him...hey, money and material possessions are sure to follow and that's at the top of the list for an F-Class female.

Sadly, some of these women actually have boyfriends and husbands (sometimes both). That's usually because there are men out here who suffer from a severe case of the stupids. They're the Captain Save a Hoe men of our society. These are the male scrubs and bottom feeders of our society that are masquerading as "nice guys" who "mistakenly" fall for trash every time then blame all women when love with a hoochie goes bad.

These men knowingly get involved with trifling women with the hopes of "saving" and "changing" these hoes by buying them and it never works out.

The F class female is known for her flamboyant, wild, three tier and color hair styles, long ostentatiously decorated acrylic nails, loud hoochie clothes, gaudy tattoos and gaudy jewelry (gold teeth, four earrings, piercings). They're the types of females that give "weave" a bad name. Their weaves are always obvious and range from downright ridiculous to obviously fake and then curious.

And for the record: An F-Class female doesn't necessarily have to be a young female. There are some grown-ass females (30+ age) out here acting like they don't have the common sense God gave a billy goat.

These are the old-enough-to-know-better females that are 30-40+ years-old and they're still out here playing the "I'm pregnant" or the "The baby is yours" role in order to keep or get a man.
They'll even stoop so low as to play that pregnancy role, then a week later, you come from work and they tell you, "Oh, I had a miscarriage. It came out in the toilet."
You're about as likely to see proof of a pregnancy let alone a hospital bill as you would to spot a Leprechaun in the middle of Harlem in the summertime.
Don't fall for the okey-doke. Any woman suffering a miscarriage is going to need a D and C and that requires hospitalization.

And anyone who isn't applauding the antics of the F-Class female or displaying jealousy of them (another delusion of the F class female) is a hater.

Other F class females are just plain average. They're the ones with those stanky, skanky attitudes and mouths to match. They're loud and argumentative and use that to gain 'one up' and draw attention to themselves. These are the F class females who will likely have a degree, but their mentality, the way the live and carry themselves along with the trash that comes out of their mouths earns them the F class female badge.

An F class female will always host stories that are full of grandeur: "I'm this, I have that, I ain't never, I always." If you're in a public place and you hear a bunch of loud and obnoxious people, it's likely a bunch of F-class females.

These women can be at an upscale restaurant, and they will still let out roaring laughter, talk loud and cackle at the top of their lungs in order to bring attention to themselves.

Not having much of a life, the F-class female generally has a lot of idle time on her hands. And they utilize this idle time by keeping up a bunch of petty, gossipy, divisive nonsense going on around them.

These are the defendants and plaintiffs we see on court TV shows, suing each other for $70 because one of them didn't put the other's weave in right or one of them scratched up the other's car for messing with their baby daddy. Where ever they are, you can bet there's bound to be drama and strife.

An F class female lives for arguing, bragging, dividing and talking trash. One of the most common ways we can spot a potential F-class female is by her name. Some have first names that end with the syllable "esha."

When men hear names like "Shaquesha," "Kalesha," "Lucresha," "Tyreeka," "Davinescha" or "Ladaisa," they already have an idea of what 'hood she might be from.

I think the main reason why ghetto names have become so popular over the years is because of the epidemic of teen mothers in this country. These young girls are having babies and they're too immature to give their children names that will properly represent them in the future.

When I meet a 21 year-old female with a name like "Don'Quesha," I can almost guarantee you that some of them are byproducts of teen parenthood who have mothers in their mid-thirties or very early forties; a mother who probably parties as hard as her daughter, still fights in the club and though she's a grandmother and mother of adults, dresses like she's in her twenties.

These mothers tend to set unhealthy examples for their daughters by either the men they keep or the way they have lived their lives. Instead of encouraging them to better themselves they foster and cultivate a cycle of poverty, children out of wedlock and a making a career out of Government assistance and dead-end jobs.

Many of these young girls are so concerned with appearing to be different and "down" that they don't know how to draw the line between unique and totally absurd when it comes to naming their children.

Now I know that people shouldn't be judged by their names. I know that people should be judged based on their character, but first impressions are often lasting ones. And in many cases, your name precedes you.

When you hear a name like "Billy Bob," you think of hillbilly or a redneck.

When you hear a name like "Megan," you think of a girl from the Spring Valley suburbs.

When you hear a name like "Juan Carlos" or "Consuela," you think of a Mexican or a Puerto Rican from Spanish Harlem or East L.A.And when you hear a name like "BaQueba," what image pops into your head? That's right, hood rat and ghetto. So, as a reminder, those ghetto names are only considered cute by other chicken heads and scrubs.

Men who date these F class females are no different than those women we often speak of that seem to "love" thugs and "hood boys" and label a decent man as: "weak" or "too nice."

Only a scrub or an insecure, ignorant man wants a woman who doesn't know how to act, cusses worse than a Navy sailor and has landed on her back more times than a WWE Wrestler.

Who wants used, worn out coochie but a scrub who can't get any unless he's paying for it. And that's just what the F class female has him doing...paying for it.

These men often find the F class females antics "cute" and "cool" or "keepin' it real" until she starts turning that skanky, stanky act on his butt. Then he wants to develop a morale standard and fantasizes about the F class female actually adhering to it. Not!

When you go after a skank, don't think your money or your sex are going to change her. No, she'll just use you as her personal ATM until you make like a bank manager and close the vault or grow a set of cojones and a brain and step.

If you want a woman who is cool and sweet and will like/love you for you whether she's swiping your credit card or not...and sleep with you and only you...go after a woman and not a skank or a hood rat. If you want a pitbull buy a pitbull not a Chihuahua then beat it because it doesn't act like a pit bull.

And as Maya Angelou teaches us, "Within the first fifteen minutes of meeting someone they normally reveal who they really are...hear that, accept it and choose to stay and deal with it or walk away."

So, as I have stated in my other articles, date/love reality not potential. An F class female will be an F class female until she's ready to grow and change. No, you don't have the money or magic stick to make her change. If you did, she would have straightened up after the second time you swiped your credit card or spent cash on her.

Best of luck to you.