Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Oregon Granny Gives Naked Intruder The 'squeeze'

The intruder's name is...Michael G. Dick.
Hot off the AP wire
By Alicia Cruz
Senior writer
theblackurbantimes.com
The Associated Press has reported that an 88 year-old woman in Oregon took care of business on her own when a naked intruder broke into her home. Michael Dick (no, seriously, that's his name) age 46, of Gresham, Ore., broke into the woman's home through a sliding glass door. He backed the poor woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair. The quick thinking granny pulled a 'Wilma McClatchy' (Big Bad Momma) move on him and reached behind and put the real squeeze on Dick. He broke free and ran off.
Police caught Dick and placed him in jail under a $110,000 bond. According to police records, Dick has been arrested for burglary, harassment and private indecency (whatever that means) in the past.
Bottom line: this intruder was all bust and no balls. Kudos for "granny McClatchy!

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