Saturday, April 25, 2009

You Know You're Latino If...

You have ever been spanked with chancletas.
You have later been spanked with the plancha chord.
You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear her chancletas on the linoleum floor.

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment.
You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the chuletas.
You light a candle the night of the Lotto drawing.

You get scared whenever someone mentions "el cucuuuuiii".
You got to the Pulga or Swapmeet every weekend for gear. (Two points if you actually enjoy it!)
You have gone to Titi's house and passed through the beaded curtain in the living room.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV
You have a porcelain cat, dog, or elephant in your livingroom.
You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas... Full Story Here

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