Hi I'm Orrin and I realized I pay for sex. Not in the traditional since although I don't see a difference. I don't mean cruising the backstreets of Atlanta looking for a quick. Cheap thrill at whole sale cost. I mean the whole dating experience has the whole escort trick mentality to me. And as quiet as its kept, as secretive as it maybe us men have been tricking off for years and years and until us men open our eyes swallow the blue pill and realize that we are stuck in the matrix things will never change. But you are in luck because I am the one, I am Orrin here to save men from the agony which is the woman's matrix.
Ok, so luck hits you big. You strike gold by getting some fine ass woman's phone number at your local grocery store who is so clearly out of your league, that you find yourself questioning how in the blue hell you did it. Once you accept that your not as ugly as your ex girlfriend says you are you are, you wait the mandatory 3 days that Orrin says you should wait before calling a girl. She picks up you have this awesome conversation and decide that dinner in a movie is appropriate. You want to impress this girl I mean REALLY impress her.You decide that meeting her somewhere like Orrin has always told you is out the question you may NEVER get another shot at a woman of your dreams so you say you will pick her up and be the "TRUE" gentleman of her dreams.
You live in "any town USA" and she lives in "too damn far to pick her up USA" but you decide it's worth it. So let's do the math for tonight's date
Gas: $40.00
Dinner: $60.00
Movie: $20.00
Depending on the type of
girl...drinks: $40.00
Condom: $3.00
The dates over you both have had a great time she's invites you in and she takes you to that magical sweet place that your hand has been bringing you to for the last 3 months. You leave with a smile on your face and all it cost you $160.00
while your best friend who would never tell you this went to backpage.com and found oddly enough a girl that looks like your dream girl and got the same happy ending for $60.00 TOTAL!!!!
Sorry I have to be so graphic but I guess the point I'm making is if your gonna spend that much money on a date you better get laid. Regardless of how good she looks as a man you should never spend money on a first date like that wether sex is involved or not. There is nothing wrong with going to a park, going on a picnic, or going Dutch. If you have to spend all types of money just to prove your worth to a woman guys......
You never had a chance in the first place
Orrin Carter
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