Lurch Kardashian needs a seat. Lamar Odom has seemingly lost his mind, because on Wednesday he got into a scuffle with paparazzi, resulting in him throwing a paparazzo's equipment in the middle of the road.
Per TMZ, Lurch goes up to the the pap's car and smashes it with a metal bar and then just takes stuff out of the car and throws it in the street. Naturally, a bus of tourists watched all of this unfold. To make this normal story even more normal, after he picks up all of the stuff he stops to take a picture with a fan, like nothing ever happened.
Moral of this story, Kardashians are not good for your sanity. I'm not sure what this Britney Spears paparazzi meltdown was about (remember her bald umbrella attack?), but Khloe needs to come get her 'Lammy' fast, because this man is cracking up, quickly. Better yet, he needs to go shoot some layups and become useful to someone's NBA team.
Is he acting out over the rumors that Khloe is kicking him out after he's been allegedly cheating with some woman he met in Washington D.C. for over a year? No, I don't believe it either, but I DO think he needs to say a prayer to almighty North West and shape this foolishness up. Kris Jenner is not above replacing him with another black athlete in the family, and you know she keeps somebody on speed dial at all times.
Sigh. Poor Lurch.
No comments:
Post a Comment
We appreciates all comments and fosters free speech, however, keep in mind that we have young readers who peruse our site. Having said that, please refrain from using profane language, and know that flaming will not be tolerated. Spam will not be tolerated.