5 reasons why worldstarhiphop's Kat Stacks aka @AdmireAndrea can't be trusted

So Q from Worldstar has wasted his money on another wanna-be reality star wash up, Kat Stacks.

Here's our reasons why Q and the viewers of this hot mess should watch their "stacks" :

How to react when a girl ask u to have sex

I was asked today:

Orrin, what do I do when a girl wants to have sex with me?

Ummmm....I dont understand the question. What do you do? Is this a trick question? Was this question written by a woman? Does the woman have two heads? Fur? 3 eyes?  3 legs? No legs? Tranny? Im lost.

If this indeed a true question i can only assume that this woman is either out of your leaugue, or hideous and either way im still not understanding the issue. To answer your question in short....BRO, BANG HER!!!!! But,if I must explain then I will. Because these are the only reasons I can conjure up for you to ask lets break them down.

IF SHE IS OUT OF YOUR LEAUGE AND WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU:

A woman that isnt in your attractiveness tax bracket wants to jump your bones? This really only happens for two reasons:
1. She has a hidden agengda.  If there is an ulterior motive such as she needs help with her midterm and your the smartest guy she doesnt socialize with, can be a valid reason for her to throw the goodies at you. There can be countless reasons for her to justify sleeping with you but at the end of the day, who gives a damn if she wants to give it up to you...BRO BANG HER

IF SHE IS HIDEOUS: 

There comes a time in every mans life where some not so looking girl, chubster, loud mouth, rude, and or obnoxious woman puts her eye on him, and at that point and time he has a decision to make. Wether to turn and run screaming for the hills, or to do what ive been saying for 2 paragraphs....BANG HER BRO!!!!  Every man in his life has knocked down a chubster, or Mrs uggg.

In the end if a woman wants to have sex with you...DONT EMAIL ME AND ASK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...BANG HER!!!!

what’s it going to be? Pt1 By Ava I. Cooksey

Footsteps rang out into the long, dimly lit corridor. Each step sounding like a crackle of thunder to my ears. I listen to the whisper of those around me, followed by the subsequent hush as the footsteps come closer. I can’t yet see which guard is on duty today, but whoever it is, is walking with purpose. Hmmm I wonder who’s getting the ass whipping today. My body begins to tense as the footsteps draw nearer, and what do you know, they stop right in front of my cell. As if to announce the guards’ presence, the light in the corridor above my cell flickers out. Guess I’m the lucky victim today. Bummer.

I look up to see who won the privilege of making me bleed, but it’s so dark I can’t see a face. I haven’t properly fed in days and some of my senses have been dulled to that of a human. But I’d know that silhouette anywhere. Victoria. Things are starting to look up. I stand and stretch my weary body, and even though I can’t see her face, I’m very aware of her eyes stalking my every move. She reaches down and unhooks the keys from her belt while I wait patiently for her to come to me. I can never predict her arrival, but when she comes here it always lifts my spirits. She likes to hear tales about what life is like in my world. Tales from a time before my capture and enslavement. I happily indulge her fascination because she is the only one who does not seek to bring me pain. The others all come with their devices and hate-filled words, meant to break my body and spirit.

But not her.

She opens the door to my cell, quickly enters, then turns to shut and lock it. She seems rather hurried today, which is odd because we have all the time in the universe. I’m immortal. And if this were a different time, I would make her one too. She turns back to face me, and now that she’s in the light I can see her face. Beautiful as always, but now she wears an emotion I haven’t seen in a long time. Love and something else I can’t name. That’s odd, but not entirely unwelcome.

“If I ask you for a favor, would you say yes?” She whispered as she sauntered up to me. With every step she took, I could hear her heartbeat accelerate until it beat a staccato against her sternum and the blood being forced through her veins overheated her skin, permeating the air with her scent. Quite heady.

“What favor could I possibly grant you? I’m surrounded by silver embedded walls…not to mention the guards wielding the holy water. I have nothing to give.” I gestured to the walls as I stared down into that beautiful visage.

“You have more to give than you know; I’m just asking that you say yes.” She breathed. I noticed her body start to quiver and I did the only thing a man of my station and upbringing would allow…

“Yes.”

And then it happened. She aligned her body to mine, wrapping her slender arms around my neck, and she kissed me. The air surrounding us became electrified. She unwound her arms and slid her palms down my chest, around my sides and ending at the small of my back. I could feel my arousal unfolding between us. And from the way she gyrated her hips against mine, I could tell she felt it too. With lazy pushes, her hips pushed in and back, stroking my shaft as I shifted my hands onto her arms and then her waist.

The kiss became hungry and bruising as I thrust deep with my tongue. I let my hands fall from her waist to the backs of her thighs. As if anticipating my next move, she leapt onto me, wrapping her legs firmly around my waist. The situation was turning critical. I don’t think she realizes what bedding me would mean for her future. In order to lie with me she would have to become my bonded mate. And that would require a blood exchange and for her to give up her humanity. And that would land her in a cell just like mine.

Abruptly I ended the kiss. “Do you know what you ask of me? I told you the stories…You would end up a prisoner in the very place you work!”

“Not necessarily” She said, unwrapping her legs and standing on her own feet.

“There is no other alternative that I can see Victoria! You play with something you don’t understand.” I all but yelled at her. I must make her see reason before my will snaps and she ends up on her back.

“What if I said I can free you? What if I could get you back to your home? Would you agree then?” She stared defiantly into my eyes.

“Can you? And if you could, why would you? What reason prompts you to help me by sacrificing everything you have and are?” I demanded.

“Because I want to belong. And more importantly I want to belong to you. The only thing that has been right in my life is my time with you. My mom always said to find a man who could offer me forever. And…well you can literally give me forever. I want to be a part of your world.” She reached for my hand and pressed her keys into my palm

“Well what’s it going to be?”

written by Ava I. Cooksey
For The black urban times

Published by Orrin Carter
Of The Black Urban Times

writer is a freelance writer, and not affiliated with The Black Urban Times LLC

Voice of Elmo Resigns

Today is not a sunny day chasing the clouds away. In fact it is a sad day for Seseame Street... Kevin Clash, the longtime voice and puppeteer behind Sesame Street’s Elmo character, has resigned in the aftermath of allegations —which Sesame Workshop had previously said were unfounded —that he had an underage sexual relationship. Of course what does this mean for one of my childhood favorite Seseame Street stars? Will there be another person to play Elmo?

In a statement released Tuesday, Sesame Workshop said: Sesame Workshop’s mission is to harness the educational power of media to help all children the world over reach their highest potential. Kevin Clash has helped us achieve that mission for 28 years, and none of us, especially Kevin, want anything to divert our attention from our focus on serving as a leading educational organization. Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want, and he has concluded that he can no longer be effective in his job and has resigned from Sesame Street

Mr.Clash has played Elmo on “Sesame Street” for decades. He was profiled in a documentary last year, “Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey.” The sexual accusations were made public last Monday, then later recanted by a 24-year-old man who has remained anonymous. The episode led to Mr. Clash coming out as a gay man, something he had not previously discussed in public. “I have never been ashamed of this or tried to hide it, but felt it was a personal and private matter,” he said in the statement last week. Production of “Sesame Street” was unaffected by Mr. Clash’s leave of absence and presumably will not be affected by his resignation, either. Mr. Clash had been helping to identify other puppeteers who could play Elmo for some time, and they filled in for him while he was away from work, a Sesame Workshop executive said last week.

As first reported by the black urban times writer Taylor Savon

Interview with Elke the Stallion

Who ever said that all urban models look the same, well they have never seen Elke the Stallion. The first time I heard of her I was on a photo shoot myself, with one of her Stallions at the time.  Right after, I went home and looked her up to see if I could squeeze my way in to becoming a Stallion. Well let me tell you, I had to do a double take. I figured out REAL quick how she got her name. This Germany Bombshell is one of the veterans of urban modeling. If you don’t believe me, then just google this woman and you will see for yourself. I had the pleasure of being able to talk to her about the modeling industry, her new projects, and the beef between her and Joe Budden.

Top 10 Bloggers In Atlanta (Urban)

List of Top 10 Bloggers In Atlanta – Top 10 Atlanta Bloggers (Urban)
Blogger: To write entries in, add material to, or maintain a weblog. In Atlanta, Ga being a blogger means much more then adding content to a blog site. It means access to the who’s who in the movies, music and sports world. When I started HipHopNews24-7.com in 2009 I didn’t know it was so competitive. I noticed bloggers in Atlanta was not willing to help or assist you on your blog. I learned very fast that blogging in Atlanta is a very cut throat but profitable and pleasurable business. A great blogger that works hard in Atlanta may find him or herself on CNN, V-103 or even The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Instant access to the stars means exclusive content which turns into views and revenue. Atlanta is the largest city in the south and some people calls it the black Hollywood. I moved to Atlanta back in 1995 during the Freaknic era and I’ve been here ever since. Now it’s 2012 and I’m 3 years strong in the blogging game. I learned a lot in the business and consider myself one of the leading bloggers in the city. So now I’m highlighting the top 10 bloggers in Atlanta based on Alexa ranking, longevity, accomplishments, exclusive content, Interviews, viewers and readers. This is my 2012 top 10 Atlanta Bloggers list from my professional experience in the business. Forgive me if I miss your blog site. Step your blogging game up and maybe next year you will make my list. — Futuristic Blogger

ALEXA RANKING AS OF JUNE 1, 2012

1. Sandra Rose -- Sandrarose.com  US: 3,365

2. Michelle Brown –  straightfromthea.com US: 7,659
3. Atl night spot – atlnightspots.com US: 11,045
4. Freddy O — Freddyo.com   US: 16,480
5. Futuristic Blogger — HipHopNews24-7.com  US: 30,923
6. TalkingWithTami — TalkingWithTami.com  US: 32,965
7. Exclusive Access – exclusiveaccess.net  US: 61,737
8. Rahim — rashaentertainment.com US: 91,240
9. Gyant Unplugged – Gyantunplugged.com US: 129,954
10. Dennis Byron – hiphopenquirer.com   US: 209,649 
 
11. Marice Garland  — mauricegarland.com US: 320,865

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Book Review: "Sunny Rain"

Sunny Rain by Ci Ci Foster

 Reviewed by A. Jarrell Hayes

People are molded by their experiences. Some of the experiences are pleasant and are joyous to remember and express to people we know. Then there are the experiences that are unpleasant; we keep them to ourselves, hoard them from loved ones. These are secrets and shame.

In Sunny Rain, the debut novel from actress Ci Ci Foster, the adult lives of three women, Natalie, Monica, and Leslie, are shaped by childhood experiences they just can’t shake – and in some instances, tell their loved ones. The three women are successful social workers, helping children and adults navigate the system.

Of the three women, Natalie grew up in the foster care system, having been taken from her alcoholic mother and raised by her grandparents. Her childhood demons came in the form of a wheelchair-bound grandfather who had a taste for young flesh. She’s married, but kept her past a secret. She feels like a kindred spirit with the kids in her case, especially a frequent runaway named Kim.

Monica is a burn survivor who feels self conscious of her body. She stays within her shell, unable to free herself sexually as a woman. Now divorced from her ex-husband, her first and only love, she’ll try to do anything to win him back so that the two, along with their child, could be a family again. She doesn’t think anyone else would want her – not with her scars.

As a kid, Leslie’s family gets evicted and had to move into her aunt’s cramped, roast-infested apartment. Her aunt is a prostitute, and at a young age, Leslie saw what showing a little skin and flirting can get a woman. But Leslie isn’t a hooker; she’ll get expensive gifts and go on fancy dates with men, but only sleeps with them if she wants to.

The book is broken up into chapters for each of the women, and told through their point of view. For the most part, the women speak the same, though what they say is different. The pattern of their thoughts and speech don’t vary enough, and this otherwise interesting novel chapter breakdown loses its effect.

The book as a whole could use more editing and revising; but the subtleties in the storyline make up for the typos and errors. Combined, the three women are dynamic, as in they don’t sit and let things happen, but go out and make moves. Even shy Monica has a tenacity about her that is fun to read.

The sex scenes are average. They don’t detract from the novel, nor are they explosive. They fit well in novel. Separated, the individual aspects of the book are mediocre; combined, they create a decent debut effort.

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The 2009 KFC Hitmakers Contest Extended...Talent still needed!
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Lena Horne: The Black & White Trail (Entertainment)
Entertainer triumphs in the face of segregation In a new biography, Stormy Weather: The Life of Lena Horne, James Gavin offers a fascinating study of Lena Horne's life and struggles with racial conflict.

The "Strapped" Black Athlete (Opinion)
Pro Black athletes want safety and protection
The recent rise in violence (Vernon Forrest) against pro-athlete raises new awareness about safety and the right to bear arms. Hmm, haven't rappers been saying this all along.

Black athletes defend their right to bear arms
By Tony Anderson
Is it smart for an athlete to carry a gun for protection? Consider two scenarios:
Scenario 1: Professional boxer Vernon Forrest is driving in Atlanta, with his girlfriend's 11-year-old son. He stops to put air in a tire and is then robbed at gunpoint. He complies with the robber's demands and as they leave he grabs a gun from under his seat and gives chase. Gunfire is exchanged and he is eventually shot dead.
Scenario 2: In 2005, professional football player Sean Taylor allegedly pointed a gun at two individuals he believed had stolen two all-terrain vehicles from him and demanded they be returned. Eventually, Taylor lost the "bad boy" image and began to stay out of trouble. In 2007, he was murdered in his Miami home during a home invasion, while his girlfriend and daughter were in the house.

These scenarios illustrate different sides of the "should athletes carry guns?" debate. In the Vernon Forrest case, many could argue that if he did not have a gun, and had let the robbers get away, he would still be alive. On the other hand, if Sean Taylor had a gun, perhaps he could have shot at the intruders - and he would be alive.
Many pro athletes say that, while they should be able to carry guns like everyone else, it is not necessarily the best way to protect themselves.

When New York Giant defensive specialist Justin Tuck hosted a celebrity pool tournament for charity in New York City, athletes, actors and rappers were in attendance, and several felt like they needed protection.
"Trouble is always going to look for you no matter what and that you a celebrity it makes it even worse," Adalius Thomas said on the red carpet. "You have the rights, just like everybody else has. Just because you're a celebrity you have the right to obtain what every you need to obtain lawfully."
He isn't the only athlete who feels it's OK to own a gun. Kerry Rhodes of the New York Jets told theGrio: "I do have my license to carry, but if I'm going out, I might as well have security."
In fact, every celebrity and athlete interviewed said that they would prefer to hire security before carrying guns on their own. But what about when you are not at an event? What about when you are just hanging with your friends? Going on a date? Do you need security then, too?
Braylon Edwards of the Cleveland Browns feels that you can keep trouble away by hanging around the right people.
"You've got to surround yourself with positive people," he said. "My circle may be only four guys. They will not let me put myself in a bad situation."
Actor Anthony Anderson feels that athletes and celebrities are targets and should maintain a low profile. "Unfortunately," he said. "We have targets on our backs, it's up to us to insulate ourselves."
So is that the answer? It's not realistic that athletes will go straight to their hotel room after every game and never come outside. It's also not wise to wear jewelry worth hundreds of thousands of dollars on your neck in an economy where people are struggling to make ends meet, especially if you are a young black athlete who wants to go back home to the projects. But if athletes should not be confined to their home, how then should they protect themselves when they're out?
There's no way to fully eliminate the threat of a robbery, no matter what athletes do, but they can do things to put the odds in their favor. Just like in sports, athletes stretch and warm up before full activity. This doesn't fully prevent injury but it cuts down on the risk. Knowing when to wear your jewelry, avoiding high crime areas and friends that are into illegal activity, and hiring security when you go out to "high risk" areas are good ways to reduce your chances of getting robbed. More important that having a loaded gun is having common sense.