How to react when a girl ask u to have sex

I was asked today:

Orrin, what do I do when a girl wants to have sex with me?

Ummmm....I dont understand the question. What do you do? Is this a trick question? Was this question written by a woman? Does the woman have two heads? Fur? 3 eyes?  3 legs? No legs? Tranny? Im lost.

If this indeed a true question i can only assume that this woman is either out of your leaugue, or hideous and either way im still not understanding the issue. To answer your question in short....BRO, BANG HER!!!!! But,if I must explain then I will. Because these are the only reasons I can conjure up for you to ask lets break them down.

IF SHE IS OUT OF YOUR LEAUGE AND WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU:

A woman that isnt in your attractiveness tax bracket wants to jump your bones? This really only happens for two reasons:
1. She has a hidden agengda.  If there is an ulterior motive such as she needs help with her midterm and your the smartest guy she doesnt socialize with, can be a valid reason for her to throw the goodies at you. There can be countless reasons for her to justify sleeping with you but at the end of the day, who gives a damn if she wants to give it up to you...BRO BANG HER

IF SHE IS HIDEOUS: 

There comes a time in every mans life where some not so looking girl, chubster, loud mouth, rude, and or obnoxious woman puts her eye on him, and at that point and time he has a decision to make. Wether to turn and run screaming for the hills, or to do what ive been saying for 2 paragraphs....BANG HER BRO!!!!  Every man in his life has knocked down a chubster, or Mrs uggg.

In the end if a woman wants to have sex with you...DONT EMAIL ME AND ASK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...BANG HER!!!!

Top 5 things your girl wants you to do in bed

5. Give her an orgasm before actual intercourse

Ok, just breathe bro its not like she asking you to learn Russian in a day, which actually might be easier right? From my experience the forplay can be pretty intense if done right. A nibble here a bite there and full oral sometimes fellas can have her shaking like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket.

4. lasting longer in bed.

You shouldnt have to have this convo with another man but its a real conversation we need to have buddy.  Hundred of thousands of guys suffer from this so i hear, but all i can give you is what works for me. While having sex all of us men get over excited, especially if its a woman you have Ben chasing Down for about a year and she's FINALLY giving it up to you. It can be a bit overwhelming and sometime the show is over be for the main event even starts. My tip: take your time. Dont get in it and lose your damn mind stay calm relax and stroke like you've gotten some before. I mean you have gotten some before right?

3. TEASING HER UNTIL SHE BEGS FOR IT

if you are an Avid reader of www.risquecurves.com then you know i am all about men being alpha males.  Sadly what i've noticed is that even the most dominant of males quiver, and cower once a woman is in their bedroom. Fellas when you dominate you dominate completely from the "roota to the toota" as my grandfather would say. Take control. Toss her around a little talk dirty a little women love pure beast mode when its appropriate.

2. More oral sex

Ok, so its 2012 right and i still here guys in bars and at gatherings say, "hell no i dont go Down on my woman"  dude....foreal?  This to me is a fatal flaw. I myself love receiving, so inorder to get brothers you got to give. Because if you dont you can expect a bj like you expect a birthday gift once a year.

1. Learn how to give her an orgasm

surprised? Hope not. This is my number one as im sure it is All womens number one thing they want you to do in bed. As a man my ego use to get in the way I literally lived by the code "you better get yours before i get mine." And with the Friday night street rat I really didnt care, but it wasnt until i met and dated an older woman that i wanted to know the intricate details of a womans body and what made her shiver. Upon this research I learned that when a woman is satisfied "NO" isnt even in their vocabulary. I even had this woman do this thing with grape jelly and....oh sorry almost had a flash back.... The point is learn your womans body.take time make it fun i garuntee you wont be disappointed. Have I told you wrong thus Far....exactly. Oh and for all you lazy selfish ass holes who want the for dummies guide to giving her an orgasm check out..

Orrin Carter

http://www.sexgodmethod.com/sgm/tsbmag.html

Im a Hoe: The diary of Leah Crawford pt 1 by @odiggler

He was an older man, they always are.  He pulls up to me as im "strolling," as if he didnt see me he circles the block checking to make sure this isnt some APD (ATLANTA POLICE DEPARTMENT) sting operation as if this trick knew what he was looking for any way. I wait by the corner for him to come back, they always come back. He pulls up to me I lean in and say " whats up baby need mama to put you to sleep" He says "damn right sugar jump in."  I get in and he speeds off down spring street. We finally get to this dark side street by Piedmont Park. I ask "so baby what do you need? A blow and go is $40, and the whole damn show is $80." He turns his nose up and thinks long and hard as if this is some multi million dollar merger.

  Finally the country bamma says "just a blow and go, my wife is cooking my favorite meal tonight" they are always married.  I pull out the condom and he says to me "ill throw in an extra $60 for bareback." "Sorry hun I dont do anything without a condom." "F¤¤k" he says. So I polish him off as quick as I can, his truck smells like he works at the worst end of the farmers market, combined with his Dick is in my mouth I was a head nod away from vomiting all in his lap. I mean really, what do these tricks have against washing their balls. Finally he cums and we head off back down the street.

As he drops me off I get out and before I can even get my feet on the ground this f¤¤ker speeds off,  damn near knocking me over. I gather myself fix my tights and decide I've made enough for the night. I go find my car and head back towards mid town.  As I'm driving back home I think to myself "Leah, girl you need to slow down you dont even need the money anymore. If you dont your going to get caught" I dismiss the thought and Focus on the fact that I made $1100 in 6 hours. I chuckle to myself as I pull up infront of my house. I comb my hair back into a pony tail, clean myself up and walk in. "MOMMY MOMMY" my two daughters run up to me and both hug my leg.  Hey Munchkins, Daddy has a surprise for you. Just then my husband of 7 years Daniel walks in, hey babe got dinner ready for you. I kiss him and he pulls back "Damn Leah you hit the gym with a vengence today you stank" he laughs and adds "why the hell do you smell like the farmers market" "HUSH BOY" we both laugh and he tells me hes cooked dinner and will put the girls to bed while I shower up.

I go to the bedroom and I hear him yell "how was work, Is your secretary getting any better?" "No" I say " I'm going to let her go tomorrow and start looking for another one." he walks in with our youngest daughter on his leg mya shes  3 and our oldest Andrea over his shoulder shes 7. Both girls laughing and giggling as he stands at the door and says "I called the office around 2 your secretary said you had left for today" Yea" I say "wasnt feeling it so I left met with the girls and just hung out and went to the gym" I hate lieing to my husband, but I will admit Its getting easier by the month. "well im off to put the girls to bed" he says "NOOOOOO" they whine out. "Silence munchkins off to bed you go" In his "captain bedtime voice" He is such a good husband and father I shouldnt do what I do but I'm hooked.

If you havent figured it out my Name is Leah Crawford in the business world  I am 31. I am a corporate attorney I attend church, I am a mother, I am a wife and I make six figures a year.  But I also have a secret,something that seems more like a drug at this point. I also do escorting I date and sleep with men for money. I know its wrong, I know I shouldn't do this, but I cant stop I'm addicted to this life. Honestly, at this stage of the game I dont want to stop. I love my husband and my kids, but right now Im good with what I am I dont plan On stopping anytime soon.

2bc
Orrin Carter