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Let me introduce myself, I'm Kisha Green a Jersey Diva that is a avid reader who also publishes books and promotes authors. So you wonder what you can expect from me? Well, I really enjoy entertainment news and if you mix that with my sarcastic and witty sense of humor, the outcome will be a informative yet comedic point of view from yours truly. Ok so let's get down to the nitty gritty celeb foolishness and sometimes ratchet behavior that makes us LOL.

The previous week in entertainment news was so/so I guess...Well it started with actor Andy Griffith passing away suddenly. Then as we prepared to get our grub on at somebodies BBQ we learned that Frank Ocean was gay. Does his sexuality really matter? I needed some Novocaine to numb my eyes and ears from all the supposed celeb support being given via social media.

Chad Johnson married Evelyn Lozada on the 4th and had the nerve to be tweeting about the ceremony the entire time he was at the wedding. Can we say attention whore???

Anyway...Here are some other celeb mentionables.

•Katie Holmes are her daughter Suri have taken up occupancy in the Tribeca section of NYC and a white Escalade is always waiting out front to take her anywhere she wants as she attempts to reinvent herself as a single mom no longer under the puppeteer clutches of Tom Cruise.

•Flava Flav had the police called on him for lighting fireworks in front of his Las Vegas home. Not really news but hey someone out there in cyberspace was wondering what the former Flava of Love star has been up to! *KanyeShrug*

Oh yeah speaking of Kanye, he's so smitten over bootylicious Kim Kardashian that the two spend quality time by shopping for expensive gifts to give one another. I'm not sure if I'm buying this. <--- We don't believe you, you need more people.

Ok gang. I'm out until next time but just wanted to introduce myself and looking forward to bringing you my celeb commentary.

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Kisha

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Requisite Love

Love is truly a delight. All you have to do is allow it to be that way. The natural order of positive emotions dictates that love is no different than endless bliss - perfection . . . an ideal has been met. When in love we feel and exhibit the endless possibilities associated with true happiness, supreme confidence and powerful support. We feel we can accomplish any and all things with only our true love at our side. If that one true love is not there due to the love you feel being unrequited or lost, just the

Relationship Vitalities ~ Part 1

Destinee Love ~ Author

We get into relationships for the love, right? Love is what we want to feel. The more we experience, the more intimacy and more close the relationship seems to us.  

But most of us feel no true sense of control over how much love we can experience or provide for our partner. In the beginning stages we felt a lot of love and appreciation from our mate. In the dating phase, it was pretty great.   Once we are living together after the initial dating phase, we

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Has Twitter Gone on The Fritz?

Been trying to tweet my tweethearts for about an hour now and it seems Twitter-Land is down...Keep getting an error message that claims "This link seems to be broken..."
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Stars and their Twit Pics

By Alicia Cruz
Blackurbantimes

Superstars in their boudoirs and more are revealed on Twitter. Looks like it's not just us mere mortals taking to tweetin' our personal pics. Everyone from Tyra to Shaq to Diddy tweet personal pics of themselves. Some are hot,some not. See for yourself here

Before revealing her real hair on her talk show, Tyra Banks gave her Twitter followers a sneak peek at her roots. The model wanted to reassure her female fans how attractive natural hair is by revealing her own on national television.

"Here's my REAL hair(b4 haircut)," she wrote. "No wigs, no weaves, just me. told u I wasn't bald!"

Demi Moore may be one of the sexiest women around, but the actress isn't afraid to show her less glamorous side. While sitting in the dentist's chair, Demi had an impromptu photo shoot that revealed her missing front tooth.

"Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humility!!!" Demi wrote. "Or at least be able to laugh at myself!"

Another celeb to get wiggy with it is Shaquille O'Neal. The giant basketball player goofed around with a platinum blond wig that looks like it came from Lady Gaga's closet!

Diddy is a pro when it comes to music, fashion, movies and just about everything else. So it's no surprise that the rapper, who calls himself "Chef Boyarediddy," can whip up a mean dish of scrambled eggs as well!

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Tweetin' Mayor

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has joined other big-city mayors and is starting to Twitter.
The billionaire technology lover says it's fun to try new things. He may be trying to act like a regular Joe but he got a rare privilege -- a personal tutoring session from Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey.
Bloomberg's first Tweet on Tuesday wished his 7,000-or-so followers a good morning, and said he was trying it out during his morning Spanish lesson.
By early afternoon he had sent four tweets. He told reporters that most days won't be as active as his first.
Bloomberg is running for re-election. Other fellow mayors, including Newark mayor Cory Booker and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, tweet regularly. Read More About Tweeting Mayor Here

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Google about to buy Twitter..Rumors or truth?

Google buying Twitter? Maybe not.

Verne Kopytoff

Saturday, April 4, 2009
Twitter is the subject of Google acquisition rumors.
Google, Twitter, he said, she said

Google is in late-stage negotiations to buy Twitter, in what would be a blockbuster pairing between the Internet goliath and one of the industry's hottest upstarts.

On second thought, there aren't any acquisition talks. The two companies are simply discussing a routine business partnership.

The seesaw of contradictory reports has had the digerati, um, a'twitter since Michael Arrington, from the technology blog TechCrunch, posted an article saying, "Here's a heck of a rumor that we've sourced from two separate people close to the negotiations: Google is in late stage negotiations to acquire Twitter."

If true, the buyout would be a major development in the technology industry. Google would be getting a fast-growing microblogging service that has emerged as a social phenomenon over the past year.

For those of you not in the know, Twitter, in San Francisco, allows people to send messages, or tweets, of up to 140 characters.

But Kara Swisher, the blogger for AllThingsD's BoomTown, wrote a counterpost early Friday morning that shot down the TechCrunch rumor. While her rival's report "certainly sounds exciting," she said, "it isn't accurate in any way, according to a number of sources BoomTown spoke to close to the situation."
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Demi Moore responds to Twitter suicide threat

By Alan Duke
CNN
LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Actress Demi Moore's frequent postings on Twitter put her in the middle of a life-and-death drama Friday when a woman sent her an online message threatening suicide.
Moore, who was in southern France where her husband, actor Ashton Kutcher, is filming a movie, quickly replied to the threat saying, "Hope you are joking."
Twitter followers who saw the message tracked it to a San Jose, California, home, where police found a 48-year-old woman. The police took her into custody for a psychological evaluation, according to a police spokesman.
About two hours after the initial exchange, Moore posted this message -- known as a "tweet" -- on Twitter: "Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD i am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman."
A San Jose police spokesman said a "concerned citizen" -- not Moore or Kutcher -- called his department at 4:37 a.m. to report seeing the threat on Twitter.
Police went to the residence that the caller provided and found the woman unharmed but in need of help, Sgt. Ronnie Lopez said.
"We determined she did meet the criteria for a 72-hour psychological evaluation, and she was taken to a hospital for that treatment," Lopez said.
Both Moore and Kutcher post tweets from their cell phones several times a day.
Kutcher has 675,000 subscribers following his Twitter postings, while 380,000 have signed up to follow Moore.
Twitter attracts many readers who enjoy seeing the behind-the-scenes writing, photos and video from celebrities who have embraced the social-network technology.
This unusual access also allows subscribers to send messages to celebrities, who sometimes reply.
The original tweet to Moore on Friday, which was still online several hours later, read: "getting a knife,a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn't waste time."
Moore, who apparently knew others were trying to locate the person who wrote it, tweeted that she "was very torn about responding or retweeting that woman's post but felt uncomfortable just letting it go."
She assured readers that "the twitterverse is on the case."
Two hours after the first message, Moore wrote: "And if it is a joke it is not funny and nor is this an appropriate outlet for such a serious matter Time for us to move on."
Her husband, who is known as a constant tweeter, posted his own praise of Moore: "Wifey is pretty amazing, huh?"
"Lot of pain in the world... Reach out to someone you don't usually reach out to just to say hi. They might be lonely," Kutcher tweeted

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Twitter accounts of Obama, Britney Spears hacked

(CNN) -- The Twitter accounts of President-elect Barack Obama, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, Britney Spears, Fox News and 29 others were hacked Monday according to the microblog site, leading to false and inappropriate messages being posted on their accounts. First Fox News Twitter followers read a false message about Bill O'Reilly's sexuality Monday morning after hackers launched several attacks.
Then came the attack on pop princess Britney Spears private parts.
CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, who uses Twitter on his TV show to interact with the audience, also fell victim to the scam, when a hacker posted about drugs on his account.
Twitter is a social-networking blog site that allows users to send status updates, or "tweets," from cell phones, instant messaging services and Facebook in less than 140 characters.
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone wrote on the site's blog that the accounts were compromised after a hacker accessed tools the support team uses when a Twitter user can't remember or wants to reset their login info.
"We considered this a very serious breach of security and immediately took the support tools offline," Stone said in the blog post. "We'll put them back only when they're safe and secure."
Jennifer Dargan, Director of Public Relations for CNN confirmed Sanchez's account was compromised.
"As a result, some Twitter users may have received offensive messages attributed to Rick when the breach occurred," she said. "This is annoying, though such breaches are not uncommon when using social networking sites."
"Rick has notified Twitter of his account's breach and taken some basic steps to secure his account's access. Rick enjoys communicating with viewers via Twitter and he and many others at CNN find social networking a valuable tool in their shows. Rick will continue to use Twitter -- along with MySpace and Facebook -- to engage CNN's audience." The attacks came after Twitter suffered a vicious phishing scam over the weekend, during which everyday Twitter users may have been tricked into logging on to a page masquerading as the Twitter front page, according to the site.